Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.