Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"

Blind guy says, "Just looking around."

Monky.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

The earth is not round.

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What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"

One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."