Worst Jokes Ever
Despacito.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
How do you shrivel a dick?
You all suck!
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Knock knock.