Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
God.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
6jhyrgeda.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
I eat ass.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
