Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
