Worst Jokes Ever
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
My wiener's small.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.