Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

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    • You know those paper families you cut out?

    Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

    After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

    I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

    A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.

    The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.

    I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?

    What did one pillow say to the other?

    Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

    A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".