Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Worst Jokes Ever
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
My life, haha, so funny!
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
