Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
The joke is me.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Tate
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My parents love me.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
My grades.
The number 13? Not on my watch!