Worst Jokes Ever
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
God creates a mosquito :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.
Angel: weird... but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: .-.
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Poopy, farty, pee.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Year 10 English.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.