Worst Jokes Ever
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.