Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.