Worst Jokes Ever
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Couy.
A baby seal walked into a club.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."