Worst Jokes Ever
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Arsenal
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Taja?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.