Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
How are you?
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Your dad is your mom.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Everyone dislike this.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Borthwick's hairline.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.