Worst Jokes Ever

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"

I answered, "6 feet underground."

I fucked your girl.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Raffie?

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

What is a cow's favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?

A: An airport.

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!