Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A burrito walked off a building.
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Y u gey, bruh?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Don't touch my bot.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Six shila.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)