Worst Jokes Ever
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Me and my life.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.