It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
Monky.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
