Worst Jokes Ever
Carter is a pussy.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.