Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!