Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Worst Jokes Ever
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
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Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
