Worst Jokes Ever
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Ur mum gay.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
O Dario tem namorada?
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Small People.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.