Worst Jokes Ever
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂