Worst Jokes Ever
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
I don't know what to say.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Ur mum gay.