At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Chupa mi polla.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
