Worst Jokes Ever

Weenis long.

I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.

Porky

I like tortles.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

I sat on a chair.

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.

Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

What do you call a feminine cow?

A dairy queen.

What do we call a gay Canadian?

Sophisticated cunt.

I don't want to taco about myself.