Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

What did Pepper say to Spray?

"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

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    • What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

    A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

    I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

    But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊