Worst Jokes Ever
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Y'all is ugly!
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I ass big ass you :-)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!