Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Toby Fox.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.