Hey, what's up?
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
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My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
