Worst Jokes Ever
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.