Worst Jokes Ever

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear.

My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

Age is just a number.

Police are just people.

Jail is just a room.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because he looked like me.

Sans: Sure.

What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."

Why did half of the world go to hell?

Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

(You've been warned!)

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.