Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Worst Jokes Ever
My face.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Hey, what's up?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
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My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
