Worst Jokes Ever
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Ur mom gay.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Soy un chacho.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!