There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Worst Jokes Ever
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
No. Eat my butt!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
