Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Arsenal
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Taja?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?