Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Josh Williams
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"