When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Worst Jokes Ever
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Suck my ass, guys!
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
