Worst Jokes Ever
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
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I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Let's taco about something.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
Once I was 7.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.