What do you call cringe?
You.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
I fucked your girl.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Raffie?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
