Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Worst Jokes Ever
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Me and my life.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
