Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

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    • When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

    I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

    Where are you right now?

    Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

    I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

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    • After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.