Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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  • Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

    Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

    Boy: Okay, Dad.

    Dad: No problem, Brick.

    Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

    Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.