Worst Jokes Ever
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
¿Hola, quién es?
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!