Worst Jokes Ever
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
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Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Hi, I'm Hi.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Mÿ pp.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.