What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Carter is a pussy.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
