Worst Jokes Ever

I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?

Timmy is dead.

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I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.

Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Khalil Abubakar

You make the juice go through my power brick.

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.