Worst Jokes Ever
Why though?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Bird Box.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!