Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Bread?
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So, she gets a divorce.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!