What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Worst Jokes Ever
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
