Worst Jokes Ever
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Your Fortnite win rate.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.