Worst Jokes Ever
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Did you hear about the Mormons?
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
My dad left me.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.