Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
A joke.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Pool table.
More jokes.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Alex Hayermann.