Worst Jokes Ever
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
mnvsdvmsdnva.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!