Worst Jokes Ever
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Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Bender.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Rice Middle School
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.