Worst Jokes Ever
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
PP in the poo poo.
What is you you?
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.