Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Couy.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
A baby seal walked into a club.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."