Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.