Worst Jokes Ever
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
He lost Wifi connection...
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Y'all is ugly!
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I ass big ass you :-)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.