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Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
"Fuck me, Jarry."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Jimmylikeskids4
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
