Worst Jokes Ever
How are you?
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Your dad is your mom.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Everyone dislike this.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Borthwick's hairline.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Meow meow meow meow :p
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.