Worst Jokes Ever

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Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

What do you call an Italian dog?

A labra-noodle.

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

What's Reddit?

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

Eating the wheelchair.

Tyler is cool.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.