Worst Jokes Ever
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Oh, hail no!!!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!