Worst Jokes Ever
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The joke is u.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
His wife shut off the internet.
Fuke
My social life.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.