Worst Jokes Ever
"and i oop"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
"Stupid ass baby."
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How many YEETS are there?
Fat Lever.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.