Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Sup?
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Logan Paul.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.