Worst Jokes Ever

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

What did Pepper say to Spray?

"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

Knock knock.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

I like whiteboards.

They're quite re-markable.

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊