Worst Jokes Ever
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When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
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What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.