Worst Jokes Ever
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
"and i oop"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
"Stupid ass baby."
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