Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Josh Williams
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the mom say to the baby?
Hi, I am Bill.