Worst Jokes Ever
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I'm dead inside.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.