What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Worst Jokes Ever
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
