Worst Jokes Ever
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Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Dumb.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
My dog died.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What animal lies? A lion.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.