What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Worst Jokes Ever
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
NONCE
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Pussy = drugs.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Your Fortnite win rate.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
