Worst Jokes Ever
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Khalil Abubakar
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.