Worst Jokes Ever

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

You and your mom.

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Q: How did the explorers get to school?

A: They rode the Colum-bus!

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.