Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
I make science puns periodically.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
Your mom is a mom!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
My wife was run over.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.