Worst Jokes Ever
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
I have a dad.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
My hips can't move, but Heineken.