Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

Mom, can I please go out and play?

... no answer.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Hi.

Hi.

Gay is gay.

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.