Worst Jokes Ever
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
You are a joke.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
The joke is this website.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.