Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Toby Fox.