Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Couy.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
A baby seal walked into a club.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.