Worst Jokes Ever
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Cousins make dozens.
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GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Stupid.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.