Worst Jokes Ever
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Pool table.
More jokes.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Alex Hayermann.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.