Worst Jokes Ever
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Jokes...
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
A joke.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.