Worst Jokes Ever
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
My name is Gunter.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
You look like a burger.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)