Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Wack.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?