Worst Jokes Ever

Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.

A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.

In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)

If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

You shoot him in the face.

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.