Worst Jokes Ever
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
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Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
AIDS?
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.