Worst Jokes Ever
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Pinto?