Worst Jokes Ever
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Eed?
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.