Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Your life is the joke.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.